Wisdom from the mouth of Momsicle

The following are a couple of text messages that were sent betwixt Momsicle and Errn in early 2011.

Errn: Will you settle a debate for me? You can't get pregnant from a hot tub, right?

Momsicle: No. Hot tubs can't have sex with you. Duh.

And on another day:

Errn: Mom, you dated a lot when you were younger, right? How do you choose between two guys?

Momsicle: Easy. One for Friday, one for Saturday.

Thanks, Mom.