Easter Sunday

Speaking on the phenomenon of "Dolphin Rape"

Berter: "Maybe some dolphins like it rough!"
Adumb: "Well so do I!"

Explanation: I was speaking to adumb about how I have a terrible memory. He was responding to my statement, not Berter's. but it was fortuitous timing indeed.

On ice cream, by Hwendy.

"That ice cream is good. It's like eating Disneyland. Or a baby."

Dadster strikes again.

I texted my mother and father the other day, letting them know that I 'ravished' my sociology test.
Dadster responded with, "is that a good thing?"
The following conversation ensued.

Welcome to the World, Bean.

We would like to welcome to the world Nora Bean. Or as I have just decided to call her, simply Bean-- The newest member of the Paulukaiti Clan.

Bean bean bean.... Welcome Bean.

I'm sure once you start to talk, you'll be all over these quotes.

Smoocheh smoocheh.

Wisdom from the mouth of Momsicle

The following are a couple of text messages that were sent betwixt Momsicle and Errn in early 2011.

Errn: Will you settle a debate for me? You can't get pregnant from a hot tub, right?

Momsicle: No. Hot tubs can't have sex with you. Duh.

And on another day:

Errn: Mom, you dated a lot when you were younger, right? How do you choose between two guys?

Momsicle: Easy. One for Friday, one for Saturday.

Thanks, Mom.

Momsicle and Errn at Church in Utah

Momsicle: "I'm very impressed with the caliber of the young people here."

Errn: "We're caliber-TASTIC."